Name: Kevin Fairdosi
From: Houston/Austin, TX
I pooped in a public pool two days in a row when I was a baby. They had to close it down both times so everyone hated me.
My name is Kevin, and I’m an American student floating around the world and putting off real life. Actually, I’m not technically a student anymore. I’m an adult now, but I’m not too thrilled about it, so I’m taking some time off while I’m young before I jump into the cubicle. I have a passion for traveling and experiencing other cultures. I’m half Iranian but I’m not really in touch with my culture, I regret that. I like to learn about the world – not just governments and cultures, but individual people as well. I like to read about other countries whenever I hear something new about them. Every once in a while I find a great travel story or two online, constantly read their blogs, and pretend I’m with them. I’m kind of a nerd. I have good intentions, but I don’t do as much as I should.
I majored in French, which I began studying to impress my French girlfriend when I was 13. We lasted a whole month. I loved her with all my heart. There’s so much I want to study, from Persian to Astronomy. Sometimes I wish I could stay in school forever, or that I could always be 20… but then I realize how cliché and myopic that is. I have a hell of a lot of plans and hopes for the future and, say, about another 60 years to live them out. If I ever end up tied to a job that doesn’t let me fulfill my dreams, castrate me.
I’m not athletic but I love sports. So much so that I go to Astros games on a daily basis dressed like a puma to cheer for my favorite player. I’m not musically talented but I love music. I like watching movies, reading books, and reading newspapers. I have a big forehead, bushy eyebrows, a skinny body, and a big Persian nose “that doesn’t match my curvy lips.” I have a habit of starting things and not finishing them.