I’d like to take a moment to congratulate my brother Bubba and his girlfriend Tracey. They’re having a baby and will be the first to start the next generation of charming and incredibly handsome Fairdosis, a legacy I’ve been upholding with little help for the last 23 years. In about eight months, we will welcome into this world an American-Canadian baby boy or girl who will be surrounded by some incredibly loving family. He will probably be pasty white with a lumberjack beard. We will also welcome into this world Uncle Kevin, because I’ve never been an uncle before. Congratulations to me. It was a lot of hard work, but I made it.
I’ve always said that Bubba (OK, call him Steven) would be the best father out of all the Fairdosi brothers, aside from myself. Send him your congratulations. Send him luck, while you’re at it, because I hear raising a baby can be a hell of a time.
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thanks man, it means a lot
you’ll be a great amo